About
Welcome to the Fiery Nut, Eorzea's Third Favourite Dive Bar
The Nut has been running consistiently since the summer of 2020, starting out in a humble fc room before moving a few times and settling in the goblet. Almost every week since then we've opened our doors and let patrons experience the joys of drinking at our little dive.
We've got the best grub this side of Ul'dah, better drinks than the Dollhouse, and a very welcoming and queer friendly environment. We pride ourselves on being fun and flirty, daring and dirty. The sort of bar you could bring your mates for some brews after a long week.
If this sounds like the place for you, come on down Wednesday nights and let our staff put a smile on your face.
Events
Business As Usual
12/24/2025
Balmung. Goblet 10, Plot 4.
Come on down to the Fiery Nut Public House. Share a drink with some friends, have a good meal, and be enticed by our troup of dancers, bards, and servers.
Patio Night
01/07/2026
Balmung. Goblet 10, Plot 4. Front Yard.
Summer is winding down and fall's almost here. Come join us on our patio for one last horrah. Drinks, barbeque, and plenty of fun games and activities.
January Music Night
01/21/2026
Balmung. Goblet 10, Plot 4. Basement
Every third wednesday of the month, the Fiery Nut hosts musicians, bards, and DJs to take the stage. Join us for music, dancing, and drinks, and enjoy some of Eorzea's biggest stars and best up-and-comers
Drinks
Mess Me Up
Ala Mhigan Cart Bomb
2000¥
A drop shot made from a half onze of mhigan cream, a half onze of mhigan whiskey, dropped into a half pint of mhigan stout ale. best consumed quickly.
Chocobo Juice
2000¥
A mixologists nightmare. Five onzes of the bartenders choice, all thrown into the same glass and topped with choice of soda..
Nunhshine
3500¥
A special drink prepared by our lovely manager, N'yumi Nunh. A mixture of Ala Mhigan Cream and the finest Moonshine distilled in the Fiery Nut backroom, this drink is smooth but has a real kick.
Phil Collins
2000¥
A new take on the classic tom collins and named after our chief mixologist. We start with an onze and a half of ishgardian old tom gin, add a half onze of lemon juice, a half onze of pomegranate juice, an onze of gomme syrup, topped off with effervescent mineral water, and garnished with a lemon wedge and a cherry.
Quicksands Special
2000¥
Two onzes of rolanberry schnapps, two onzes of blue Curaçao, filled with citrus soda and served in a pint glass.
Spiked Cider
2000¥
Warm apple cider served with a cinnamon stick and a couple onzes of port wine.
Hard Stuff
Dry Martini
1800¥
Gin & Tonic
1800¥
Porn-star Martini
1800¥
Tom Collins
1800¥
Vodka Cran
1800¥
Whiskey Sour
1800¥
White Abanian
1800¥
Soft Stuff
Gold Rush Blonde Barleywine
1200¥
Gyr Abanian Stout
1200¥
Leviathan Pale Ale 
1400¥
Limsan Star Light
1200¥
Liqourish Twist
1600¥
Mariner's Mist
1500¥
Riversmeet Mead
1200¥
Thanalan Amber Lager
1300¥
Classy Stuff
Dancing Dandy Sauvignon Blanc
1300¥
Grape Dreams Chardonnay
1300¥
House Red
1300¥
House White
1300¥
Tree Dream Merlot
1300¥
Sobriety
Apple Juice
500¥
Coffee
500¥
Espresso
500¥
Soda
500¥
Food
Appetizers
Charcuterie
2800¥
Spicy
Fried Dodo Wings
2000¥
Spicy
Limsan Calamari
2000¥
Popoto Wedges
1000¥
Spicy & Vegetarian
Soup of the Day
1200¥
Sultana Salad
900¥
Vegetarian
Ul'dahn Nachos
2200¥
Spicy & Vegetarian
Local Eats
Ant Bites
2800¥
Spicy
Falafel and rice
2800¥
Spicy & Vegetarian
Shawarma Platter
2800¥
Spicy
Pasta
Mushroom Risotto
1900¥
Vegetarian
Pasta Nduja
3000¥
Spicy
Spaghetti Squash
1700¥
Vegetarian
Handables
Big Ol' Bar Burger
1800¥
Portabello Burger
1700¥
Vegetarian
Entrees
Lobster Dinner
2800¥
Lobster Roll
2800¥
Miq'abob
1500¥
Spicy & Vegetarian
Steak Frites
2300¥
Desserts
Dirt Cake
800¥
Ice Cream
400¥
Tiramisu
1100¥
Ul'dah Cheesecake
1200¥
Visit Us
Balmung, Crystal.
Goblet 10, Plot 4.
Open every other Wednesday: 7PM – 9PM (Eastern)
Renders as your timezone if Java is available.
